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“The dragon burned down my town” is no excuse for playing hooky.

The long-awaited conclusion to “Game of Thrones” Season 8 airs this Sunday on HBO, in a feature-length episode that could have a ripple effect on capitalism as we know it.

An estimated 10.7 million American workers are expected to “call out sick” the morning after the big finale, according to The Workforce Institute at Kronos. Even more of those surveyed admit they’ll probably be less productive the Monday after, or waste several hours at work reading hot takes on the show.

About 34 percent of people say they’ll tune into the finale — even after many of them demanded the show’s writers remake the whole season.

The number of people expected to be missing work is almost as high as the estimated 17 million people who called out after this year’s Super Bowl, the survey found.

Even last week’s much-criticized penultimate episode, “The Bells,” set HBO ratings records, drawing more than 18.4 million Throne-heads. Many of those viewers clearly spent the week hard at work calling out show mistakes and circulating fan theories.

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